Red-State Revolution: the Secessionists of Florida

Vic Neverman is out for a standard food delivery to the Oxbow Heights community when he walks in a conspiracy of secessionists.

Quarantine Derangement du Jour: Brain-Eating Amoebas

Neighborhood Watchman, Rodney Rando, discusses the symptoms of brain-eating amoebas and the danger of someone who is literally losing their mind.

Gone in the Storm: the Hurricane Vanishing of Autumn Dawn Dooker

Throughout history, there have been unexplained disappearances of persons in the hours after a hurricane. Jimmy Beakers shares his theories.

Quarantine Derangement du Jour: Spinal Fungus

Vic Neverman, in search of a cure to quarantine derangement consults Natural Healer, Bernadette Dovetail who advises him on how to confront the mushroom overtaking his mind.

Hurricane Survival Guide: Coronavirus Edition

Esteemed hurricane survivalist, Cyrus Lee Hancock, catalogs the many unexpected dangers of the hurricane like electrocution, vengeful neighbors and, because it is 2020, coronavirus.

Apocalypolis Portland: word on the street

What is going on in Portland? Rather than rely on the media, Vic reaches out to old comrades in the Rose City to find out what is really going on.

HAWK HAVEN BOLO: FLORIDA MAN IMPERSONATING A SPACE FORCE AGENT

HAWK HAVEN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH BOLO: Be on the lookout for an alleged assault & batterer with silver-blonde hair, approximately 6’4”, squinty eyes, mid-to-late 40s, calls himself Mel Devlin, also known as Del Melvin or Elvin Norkvist, self-alleged possessor of “Big Dick Energy”, often seen smoking unfiltered cigarettes through a mouth too small for his face. The individual often flashes a Space Force badge thought to be counterfeit. His approach is often friendly, but soon turns to threatening. Contact your nearest Neighborhood Watchman if this individual is spotted within the Hawk Haven community.

Last Call at the Wink & Nod Pub

Florida is back within the coronavirus cross-hairs. Vic visits a closed pub where he discusses the role of the Neighborhood Watch through the pandemic with Rodney Rando.

Finding the Provocateur in your Local Protest

Vic Neverman joins a peaceful protest where Josefina Jesús-María instructs him on how to spot agents provocateur

Quarantine Confessional: my partner traded me to another bunker for a set of knives

A writer writes in offended he has been traded by his coronavirus companion for a set of sushi knives. Cyrus Lee Hancock addresses the situation.