Vic Neverman, in search of a cure to quarantine derangement consults Natural Healer, Bernadette Dovetail who advises him on how to confront the mushroom overtaking his mind.
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Esteemed hurricane survivalist, Cyrus Lee Hancock, catalogs the many unexpected dangers of the hurricane like electrocution, vengeful neighbors and, because it is 2020, coronavirus.
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Welcome to Florida (or Georgia, take your pick), the voluntary petri-dish of America, where Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted to initiate an intriguing, if impulsive, experiment on the populace. The hypothesis is this (CDC guidelines being damned): can society return to normal without catastrophe? But this is no controlled experiment; not when the test subjects […]
Read More The Apocalypse has been Cancelled Until Further Notice
“The dragon don’t nap, brother. But he plays a mean game of possum.” Reverend Chette is a spook. Not the nostalgic Old World tuxedoed-gentleman-imperialist sort of spook. Reverend Chette is more New World capitalist in a jean-jacket, southern-gent, Manifest-Destiny sort of spook. He’ll come to your banana republic to gift your guerillas guns and bring […]
Read More Reverend Chette’s Conspiracy Theory of Everything
Donny Brey of Lawn Donkey Landscaping explains how he expects China to invade the United States
Read More Lawn Donkey Landscaping is preparing for a Chinese Land Invasion