Red-State Revolution: the Secessionists of Florida

Vic Neverman is out for a standard food delivery to the Oxbow Heights community when he walks in a conspiracy of secessionists.

HAWK HAVEN BOLO: FLORIDA MAN IMPERSONATING A SPACE FORCE AGENT

HAWK HAVEN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH BOLO: Be on the lookout for an alleged assault & batterer with silver-blonde hair, approximately 6’4”, squinty eyes, mid-to-late 40s, calls himself Mel Devlin, also known as Del Melvin or Elvin Norkvist, self-alleged possessor of “Big Dick Energy”, often seen smoking unfiltered cigarettes through a mouth too small for his face. The individual often flashes a Space Force badge thought to be counterfeit. His approach is often friendly, but soon turns to threatening. Contact your nearest Neighborhood Watchman if this individual is spotted within the Hawk Haven community.

Last Call at the Wink & Nod Pub

Florida is back within the coronavirus cross-hairs. Vic visits a closed pub where he discusses the role of the Neighborhood Watch through the pandemic with Rodney Rando.

Finding the Provocateur in your Local Protest

Vic Neverman joins a peaceful protest where Josefina Jesús-María instructs him on how to spot agents provocateur

The Apocalypse has been Cancelled Until Further Notice

Welcome to Florida (or Georgia, take your pick), the voluntary petri-dish of America, where Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted to initiate an intriguing, if impulsive, experiment on the populace. The hypothesis is this (CDC guidelines being damned): can society return to normal without catastrophe? But this is no controlled experiment; not when the test subjects […]

Thank Heaven: Quarantined at the Neighborhood 7-11

Vic visits a local convenient store, which has been “repurposed as a 24-hour grog-shop, a watering hole for listless barflies or, if otherwise, dregs nonetheless. When no one else is there for you, 7-11 is waiting.”

The Anarchists beyond the 16th Fairway

Everyone has their hero’s journey. Gwayne Goshawks’ call to adventure occurred while searching for a lost cat named “Taco”.

Carpe Porcus: Governor Hamfist shuts down Florida

Governor DeSantis issues an executive order to shutdown the state. Meanwhile, Vic & Jo, race against curfew for a rack of ribs.